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My depression is so depressed it doesn't even think it's bad enough to be depression

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

"Great news! Your bloodwork looks perfectly normal." Yeah great fucking news. The killer is still free and nobody has any leads.

Sam is always having to fight for his wife on his own show made by the company he owns

And that is divine comedy

I believe her

I kinda wish they'd put zac oyama in the grant room as one of the grants

I wonder if all of the grants in the room were Irish🤔

There's nothing better than Philadelphia

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

What did jack do to you?😭😭😭

I can’t believe Game Changer did Carrot In A Box

I lost it when i saw my man ify crawling on the floor...it's a hate crime Sam Reich😭😭😭

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

I don't need water...the enemy is fucking dead!!!!!

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone