"astrophysicist" in "training"

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back