Wélcomé to mon blog!
Mon name eez jodi,
aftair ze whirld was takn ovair by zése disgusteng wéirdos who sleep togethair and eat togethiar, ai décided ai needed to be wiv zumone lik me!
Well anyone who ai considair as an equal (all francais péoplé) are now gone.
Zo i'll 'ave to mak do wiv zis british hairsebreedair who livés een england.. Ugh.. Lé brits are soo classlez. But i'm not wairried. Ai will show my new friend ze supiriair wayi of liveng! Let's see what 'appens! Ai weehl post updates on zis blogs.
DNI
1) peoplé who can't read (ew)
2) péoplé who don't pee on la sidualk
3) people who don't put zéir trash on le street
4) plurbs.. Do not fullow!
5) if you have any sympathy
6) puliticians
7) péople who eat régulair bread
8) people who eat
9) people who don't smok
10) gairmans!
