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i feel like now is a good time to remind everyone that chris pratt is a creepy republican fundementalist christian that goes to a notoriously homophobic megachurch

YouTube’s new censorship policy banned the word “kill” from the platform, so people started using the word “Corolla” (as in Toyota) as a replacement. YouTube caught wind, and then banned all usage of car brand names and properties.

And with your help, we can make it a reality

the faded, once-beloved tumblr diva ushers you into her projection room and has her gay butler put on a reel of hit posts from days of yore. “look at me” she says, clutching your arm a little too tightly with her sharp sharp nails and puffing on a gold cigarette holder, hoping the smoke will hide the tears brimming in her eyes “wasnt i beautiful”

The "girlboss movement" is literally just women buying planners and men rebranding the same fauxgressive kind of movies they've been making for decades. You need to worry about real things. Like the chupacabra and saving up beans for when the big one hits