not today

can’t believe nina zenik and matthias helvar invented the enemies to lovers trope 💗

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

honestly worth the wait

Well, this explains why Chuck Tingle tweeted today about not being Chris Pine.

…okay, so this isn’t quite the worst timeline after all. some things are still good

if you’re ever feeling like you’ve wasted your life and are too old to accomplish your dreams, please find hope and comfort in the fact that you’re definitely still young enough to play a high schooler on a CW teen drama

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

bedrooms are like. ok this is where i will travel the universe every night and cry and laugh and live my most authentic life which no one else sees