Judas +

Have you ever seen a more obvious mortal pretending to be undead? “everyvone” Okay, just say you don’t understand how harmful the “all vampires have a Transylvanian accent” stereotype truly is. @_bitty-bat get your living shitting ass off of tomblr. fakefanger.

☠️ ghosted-ghouls Follow

and the way he censored “chr*st” in christmas… a real vamp would know that the word only works on its own

as if the name christie could harm us lmao

🧛🏻‍♀️ oldvampyaoi Follow

ehh i dunno, there’s kinda a difference between “christie” and “chr*stmas”

☠️ ghosted-ghouls Follow

doesnt the name christie come from christ too?

🧛🏻‍♀️ oldvampyaoi Follow

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🦴 boner-i-hardly-knower Follow

hey wait wouldn’t the X in xmas burn vampires and unholy spirits too cuz it’s a cross?

🧛🏻‍♀️ oldvampyaoi Follow

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🫁 body-parts-human-hearts Follow

i know the op of the screamshot, it’s a vampire i’ve seen its fangs before

🧛🏻‍♂️ nosey-furatu Follow

what were you doing looking at its fangs hmm 🤨

🫁 body-parts-human-hearts Follow

fucking it?? obviously????

🧛🏻 bitty-bat Follow

ve have stereotypical transylvania vampire sex ah ah ah

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

Big year for snakes.

You want to get off your computer

Mismagius EX alternative art from Pokemon TCGP Space-Time Smackdown expansion set