Get Bent!

getting mad at tall people like

yea zaddy I do

A+ parenting

what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he

he’s old. let him rest

ronald mcdonald has been found dead in miami

is he alright

no he’s fucking dead

he’ McResting in peace

we mcfreakin lost him

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

I should’ve known I was going to grow up to be an asshole when Angelica was my favorite character on The Rugrats

I was cleaning out my high school Google drive folders, and I just found my old study group’s guide for the AP US History exam. one of our notes is “if two people are arguing and you can only remember one of their names, the other is Alexander Hamilton.”