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lots of eye rolls? very standard i'd say for kids! i have to? are you sure about that? i mean, i've done some comedy and people find lucy hilarious as far as her not understanding the way life is in fall out. however, you never know! maybe i do.

Lots of eye rolls but my kids are also a lot funnier than I am so I probably deserve it. I'm sure. Comedic timing isn't something you can teach. You either have it or you don't.

You're in luck, because there is! I actually announced one not too long ago, and I am really excited to get back on stage again. I missed it more than anyone knows. I could get you however many tickets you need if you want to catch a show?

Oh I'll definitely be there with my kids. I'm not one to take food out of someone's mouth, and I love the thrill of a Ticketmaster race, so I'll snag them the old fashioned way. Waiting in queues, panicking about my card details, swearing and sweating.

i know, i know mate! how often can you get away with the corny ones? i think that's normal for kids to be sick of their parents. see, this is just proving to me that comedy? it's probably not something i can do unless i'm given lines. that absolutely makes sense. just something that flows naturally.

Oh, as often as I can. I get a lot of eye rolls, that's how I know I'm winning. You have to have funny bones, comedic timing is a must, whether you have lines or you're doing improv. You could have one of the greats write you a hundred jokes but if your timing is off, they'll all bomb. And you have funny bones, so you don't have anything to worry about,

I try to be. Only for you though, can’t let people know I’m actually soft. That all sounds perfect, I’ll wear my fanciest dress.

No, heaven forbid the world knows you're as soft as butter on the inside, pidge. We both know I like you a little mean though.