ella purnell

Excuse me, don't go bringing my mum into this Ella Purnell. She doesn't still scold me! I'm a grown man for heaven's sake. I mean can't I get a carrier pigeon who is already trained? I don't know how to train a bird. That isn't in my wheelhouse of expertise. Wow, hit by a power line you just want to kill off my bird?! That's cruel! Find next time smoke signals. Good luck. Tiny device I carry around... hmm.. you're going to have to elaborate a bit more on that. Traveling is a bit daunting but I love the people I get to see and how excited they are for the films. Even if it feels incredibly overwhelming at times. When I got to India we were mobbed and attempting to get out through the flooded streets was... a whole thing.

i don't remember friendship with you having so many bloody rules! are you sure? i feel like parents still feel the right to scold, especially mums. i don't know, can you? i feel like that's lazy, but its your choice. it's not mine either! i guess so? that had to be what happened! fine, smoke signals it is. yes, this tiny device with a screen and those apps you never use. you have been basically all over the place! you were mobbed in india? i heard nothing about this, but that sounds...like madness.

don't let sophie hear this as she'll just get a big ego and we don't want that to happen. oh please, as if you could ever be replaced. maybe we could get you a little part on the new season of heated rivarly. i'm sure the yellowjackets fans will be delighted to see you two share the screen again. oh thank you, that's very sweet of you.

i can promise that i am not ever going to tell her what i'm telling you. so if she somehow finds out about this? i'm coming straight to you, babes! that's true, i'm just so irreplaceable. do you really think they'd want me for something? they might be! they really do love us together. you're welcome, but i am being very honest with you.

yes, i'm very much looking forward to being apart of the project with you both. it is loved, so there's some pressure to make it good, but i believe in us. maybe we can get together and check out the show together? we can chat on it, take some notes and prepare together.

honestly you seem to get these amazing projects on your roster. i have heard it's very loved, but don't let the pressure get to you. though after doing the elvis biopic, i think you probably are a master at handling that all. maybe we can? i mean, i assumed you'd be busy!

Come on, writing jokes is my MO, if I can get away with corny ones then I'm at my happiest. Honestly, my kids are sick of me. They're funnier than I am. My daughter especially, she's always had funny bones since she was old enough to laugh. My forte is improv, so I don't really have a favorite. I like it when they happen naturally, off the cuff, in the moment. When they work and they get a laugh? Even better.

i know, i know mate! how often can you get away with the corny ones? i think that's normal for kids to be sick of their parents. see, this is just proving to me that comedy? it's probably not something i can do unless i'm given lines. that absolutely makes sense. just something that flows naturally.

It is really cool, I can't wait to get started. I hope we get to put it out there. That makes total sense, yes. The only horror I have done is a zombie movie, so this is like a whole new ball game. I don't know if we will have much gore or anything but I am so into taking it all in my stride. Thank you for this.

my fingers are crossed for you and all that! okay, good, sometimes i fear, i do not make sense. that was pride & prejudice and zombies right? i remember that one! sometimes doing something brand new can be so fun. it's why i agreed to fallout. you're welcome, love!

Yes, I just signed onto a new horror movie, about a haunted ranch, the script is excellent and I have never really done anything like this before. I am excited but also nervous, so please, give me all your tips.

a haunted ranch? that sounds like it has so much potential! i hope that i get to see this. honestly? my best advice that is coming to mind is to embrace the madness. i don't know how intense your film is, but don't be afraid of the fake blood, just have fun with it, honestly the sets with horror anything? i have had more laughs then feeling actual fear, if that makes sense?

Other ways to get my attention, Ells. Without having to throw my whole name out there. Feels borderline mean! It's not my job to train the carrier pigeon, it's supposed to know what to do. Refused to feed him and he got hungry and said fuck it, I'm out of here. Seems like maybe you didn't look out for a poor helpless creature just trying to keep communication between us going. Next time I'll use bloody smoke signals, hope you've brushed up on that. Honestly, not sure. Haven't heard if they'll bring us in for more press when SpiderMan officially releases, they've done that before and that's in a good handful of weeks. At this point I'm attempting to just take it easy when I can because I'm feeling a bit exhausted with all the traveling. I still say this isn't all on me, but I appreciate you being proud regardless.

not nearly as fun, thomas! i'm afraid i'm going to end up reminding you of your mum when she scolds you. does she still scold you? listen, if you insist on a carrier piegon, you are going to have to train the thing! it probably got hit by a power line and is down for the count. i was probably filming! i am busy too, you know! not quite your level, but still. do that! or you know..use that tiny little device that i'm sure you carry around. it does seem like you are everywhere right now, so i wouldn't be surprised. traveling can be a bit much, i have no idea how you are upright. i still say i'm going to blame you because that's just fun. i'm glad you appreciate it!

You just made my entire week. I love you, thank you for cheering me up. The process has been challenging and sometimes I wonder what the fuck I am doing but then you come to me and say you're a little in love? then it worth it!

i made your entire week? talk about unexpected and i love you too. you are welcome, darling! i can't even imagine how grueling that is, to basically live at the gym. i hope i'm not the only one who has noticed! because bloody hell, stunning!

Oh you've come to the right place! I love telling Dad jokes... especially when he laughs at them too. You wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Okay, okay, what about this? Why can't your hand be 12 inches long..? Because then it would be a foot.

i knew i did! i feel like i can't be the first person to come to you wanting one. plus i'm sure your actual kids love hearing them. oh my god, you are amazing and i love just how cheesy every single one of these are! so now...do you have an actual favorite that you will never get tired of telling?

Woah, woah, what have I done to get my middle name thrown out there, Ella Summer Reed. Plus I can't help if my damn carrier pigeon got lost. Maybe they stopped by and you ignore them, and that's just a bit rude on your part. A lot of caffeine and running on adrenaline at this point. It's not going to last forever, like I said between SpiderMan and The Odyssey it feels like both and ending of a chapter and the start of a new one moving forward, whatever that'll be. Really? Breo has been so important to me and we're coming out with new drinks to add to it knowing not everyone likes a beer alternative but rather some other kinds of alternatives. Have to admit I'm really proud of that.

it gets thrown out there because i knew it would get your attention! plus i already said it's been forever since i've heard from you. that warrants it! well, why didn't you train it better? i am going with it got lost, because me? rude? never. i knew it! so what happens after press wraps for odyssey? are you finally going to get some rest? yes! i was curious when i heard about it, so decided to give it a try. it sounds like things are going good for you, mate. i'm proud of you too, even if you are horrible at keeping in touch.