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[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

he taps

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

I A M D Y I N G

oh god, this is fantastic.

history is written by shitposters

Historians are gonna be so confused in a few decades.

you say that like we haven’t been dealing with this shit for two millennia

I’ve definitely heard the thing about the rose garden goats presented as fact before.

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true

My Nan was desperate for a girl, so she grew my dad's hair long and took photos of him in dresses.

yes this is ok to reblog!! pls share!!