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Sanders Sides highschool AU where none of them are related but they all have the same last name so their senior quotes all match up like so:
Logan: No, weâre⌠Patton: âŚnot related⌠Roman: âŚso, please⌠Virgil: âŚstop asking.
Doesnât help that they all look so similar. One time Logan and Virgil tried switching places for the day and it actually worked. They were so frustrated. Everyone jumped when in the final period of the day âVirgilâ screamed âFALSEHOODâ when somebody called him Verge and then walked out, hitting his face against the door frame on the way out because he wasnât wearing his glasses.
HI I LOVE THIS HEREâS SOME BONUS HCS:
-At some point Logan gets so fed up he makes the others do a DNA test with him just to confirm they are on no way related. He prints out the results and carries them with him at all times.
-Roman: *insert whatever side you want here* is super attractive tbh Random student: You look almost identical Roman: Exactly.
-Virgil introducing his friends: This is _____. Yes, we have the same last name, no we arenât related. Yes, we look similar; we still arenât fucking related.
-Logan used to rarely get confused with the others as he was the only one with glasses, but then Patton ended up needing glasses and picked the same. God. Damn. Frames.
-They all have incredibly specific outfits and color schemes to keep from getting confused with one another. Once Patton tried to shake it up and wear a black shirt and all day he got âLove the new shirt, Logan!â
-Adding on to the switching places: Patton and Roman do that a lot. They find it hilarious and every day people squint at them to see if they switched places again. Virgil and Logan canât understand how people mix them up because theyâre around them so often.
-Bonus: After high school one or more become famous and whenever someone sees one of the others theyâre like âWOAH ARE YOU?â âNO IâM NOT! WEâRE ALSO IN NO WAY RELATED THIS IS WORSE THAN HIGH SCHOOLâ
What if one time Romanâs parents asked to borrow Logan for an event like a business dinner or something because they knew Logan would behave better and both Logan and Roman were so embarrassed about it because Loganâs parents actually almost agreed but when they tried to complain to Virgil and Patton about it the other two just laughed.
I love this whole concept
WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS
Teachers always mix students up - even if they donât look alike
A teacher who just taught Roman, and now has a class with Virgil in it: âRom-Vi-No. Patton? Virgil? âŚ..Mr.Sanders!â
Teachers with 2 or more or ALL in class:
âSoâŚcan I say âSanders 1, 2, 3, and 4-?â
All: âNO!â
(its really annoying when they do that)
âHaha maybe if one of you dyed your hair or somethingâŚThatâd help hahaâ
âCan someone take homework forâŚ.whichever Sanders isnât here today Iâm not even going to guessâ
âLo-Vir-Ro-PatâŚ.. Iâm gonna point at one of you and will that student come up to the board pleaseâ
âI canât even tell if youâre sticking with the assigned seats to be honest. If you are though, Virgil sit up straight, Roman stop doodling, Patton stop looking up puppies on your phone, Logan stop reading ahead in the bookâ
They take up the teacher on the dying the hair thing, but they all do it seperately and all get purple. They decide to never try it again, unless they do it together, because it didnât help at all.
Also, imagine if they went to seperate middle schools and Logan and Virgil used to get bullied a lot, for being a nerd and an emo, but now that theyâre in highschool itâs suddenly stopped. They realize that itâs because people are afraid of accidentally insulting Roman and getting punched or Patton and making him cry.
Just imagine one teacher goes on maternity leave a little before half way through the year. So Replacement teacher! And donât you know itâs the one class all four have together. So theyâre all not looking forward to repeating the same thing they always say.
Logan is leading them into the class room and just stops. He then turns to the door and starts banging his head on it. Virgil is next and looks into the room to see what caused this. And just letâs out âWHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE US!?â
Patton and Roman are confused. Whatâs going on? So they look around the two and thatâs when they see it.
Right there on the white board.
Mr. Sanders
And there sitting startled behind the teacherâs desk is a man who looks like he could be their father.
I wanna write this nowâŚ.
I so want to write this
Thomas looking so confused at a pack of teenage doppelgangers and being so lost about what to do. The whole class just staring at the lot of them and some brave soul works up the courage to ask if Mr. Sanders is related to any of the teen sanders only to get all five of them to answer back âNo,â in unison in various tones of disbelief, frustration, and resignation.Â
Thomas turns out to be pretty good at telling the boys apart and seems to gain their respect, making the group of unrelated Sanders grow to five as they all try and escape to his room when theyâre bored or annoyed. They all groan when he reveals he has reading glasses, with the exact same frames as Logan and Patton that he doesnât usually wear.Â
For Halloween, the Sides just change outfits and go to their regular classes making everyone wonder why they didnât dress up until âPattonâ starts lecturing people on the proper setup of a scientific paper, and âVirgilâ joins in on the Drama club flashmob, nailing the lead part with a bright grin.Â
Damn. Now I wanna write this.
Wait I just thought of something.
The drama teacher picks the Comedy of Errors solely because they know they finally have students that look alike. Thomas ends up sweet talking Logan and Virgil into doing it and Logan and Patton play the Dromeos and Virgil and Roman play the Antipholuses and they make sure to put in all caps in their bios in the playbill that they are NOT RELATED IRL AND THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THEY LOOK ALIKE BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY DO NOT
how can i not add more to this bcjxn
they all meet because they all visit the library for different reasons and settle into completely different areas. patton came for the computers to finish an essay but got distracted by small animal videos and is constantly reprimanded by the librarian for squealing until finally they raise their voice saying âMR. SANDERSâ and they get four different responses
virgil once was so fed up with getting confused with the others that he just response to every name
roman got a secret admirer letter and was so touched until he read âi love you, pattonâ
logan went a whole day with everyone calling him roman and he DID N O T understand why but later found out that roman ran out of contacts and had to wear his glasses that (surprise surprise) were the exact same frames as him
someone asked logan if he and roman were related and he got so offended
Oooh this is brilliant. With the idea of them hanging out in Thomasâs classroom when they need a break or whatever, Iâm imagining them going (separately) to rant abt the other(s). Whether it just be pet peeves, or the one they like. Like, Logan walks in sometimes during study Halls because the actual study hall is chaotic and he needs to focus and actually study. He had to sneak out because Patton wanted to play a game and Logan really needed to finish his essay. Thomas smiles and reads over the essay for Logan, helping Logan work through bits. It can be hard for Logan to ask for help, he hates being wrong. But Thomas Sanders, a teacher who looks far too similar, somehow makes him comfortable. Patton shows up when heâs having a bad day. Slipping out of lunch with the excuse of going to the restroom. He takes a couple cookies offered to him by Thomas from the stash in the teachers desk, and Thomas letâs him sit quietly, or talk, or even cry. Then with some jokes or uplifting words, Patton cleans up his face and hurries back to lunch. Roman often goes in during the study hall where most of his close friends arenât there. He practices for Drama, or rants about how he loves attention but at the same time itâs so stressful and just he canât handle it sometimes. He always leaves the classroom with a new bounce in his step, head held high, and his charming grin causing passing students to wave. Virgil slips in silently, often before school, and sometimes just sits on a desk. He looks at stuff on his phone. Some days he pulls his hood low over his face and Thomas approaches him to see heâs crying. Thomas comforts him until heâs better. Other times he shows up randomly, during a period where Virgil has a class, but Thomas doesnât. Virgil hurries in breathing heavily and eyes darting around. Heâd felt so overwhelmed by something, and practically ran to the first place he could find comfort. Thomas never turns them away, and soon enough he finds himself wishing he /was/ related to these young men. Wishing he could stay after the original teacher comes back from maternity leave. He doesnât want to leave the boys who have become like sons to him in such a shockingly short time. He didnât expect for them to touch his life so much. And he is nearly entirely unaware exactly how much he touches their lives.
Fuck, this last addition hits me deep in the feels.
WHO SAYS HE HAS TO LEAVE?!
After the original teacher comes back from maturity leave they decide to move. A new job was offered to them that was in another state. Roman, Logan, Patton and Virgil were sad to see their teacher go and wondered who would be the replacement? So that Friday they gave the tacher a farewell party and said goodbye. (Patton made a cake for them)
Well to their surprise that following Monday everyone walked in to see Mr. Sanders sitting there with a silver name plate. Seeing Roman, Logan, Virgil and Patton walking in with a surprised look on their face said âHello boys! Iâm your new permenant teacher!â
OMG MY HEART IS BACK TOGETHER
YES YES YES
My heart is full
This post is so good Apparently there was a girl in my high school who everyone mistook me for, and we were best friends which didnât help so I wanna add a few things from that experience xD
They each decide to style their hair differently and it turns out they had the same idea and they all come with the same hair style - sans Virgil who has a lot more of an emo-fringe than the others.
Patton and Roman have styled themselves exactly the same before to mess with the school. It backfired because everyone still mixed them up with Logan and Virgil.
Logan has a name badge. People ignore it.
When they get their homework returned, they all have to meet up after class and swap so theyâve got the right grades. Logan almost had a heart attack when he got a paper back and found he had only gotten a C, until he noticed the name Virgil Sanders at the top. That prompted him to offer Virgil study sessions, and he found out Virgil was actually really clever, he just didnât have the energy to try that day.
Swapping for each other in detention and not getting caught. Also swapping for each in detention and getting caught, and subsequently both having detention.
The eternal frustration of having to explain âNO Iâm not Logan/Roman/Virgil/Patton and NO I do not have an overdue library book now please let me check this out!â
Teacher: You went to the bathroom ten minutes ago. Lo/Ro/Virg/Pat: No that was Lo/Ro/Virgi/Pat.
Group projects. Enough said.Â
And the most embarrassing: getting called up for an award for excellent grades in science, and then being told âOh we ask for X, not you.âÂ
Oh wow! This has happened to me too, but with a first name, in elementary. So, some ideas of my own:
â˘the teacher calls out a mister sanders, they all perk up and stare at the teacher, waiting for clarification. The teacher is terrified the first time this happens.
â˘someone just walks up to one of them, before staring in horror as the other turn and look at them as well.
â˘"wait, theirs ANOTHER ONE????? Are you guys clones or something?â
â˘"hey logan, hey⌠other Logan?????â
Pepole end up calling them the sanders sides, simply as a catchy way to refer to all of them.
â˘"wait, I didnât know you had a brother. Why didnât you tell me?â
âI DONâT!!!â
âThat is the third person this week saying that to you, and you still say you arenât popular. Whatâs up with that?â
â˘the weirdest thing is that when I met my doppelganger name-sharer, we realized that even though we werenât related, our parents had history. What if this happened to them as well, realizing their parents knew each other a long time ago, and had similar struggles?
Seriously, how is it that every single different thread is just as amazing as the last???? Iâm going to reblog every single different end go this!!
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âShh, itâs alright,â the villain said. âYouâre doing beautifully and Iâm so proud of you. But thatâs enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. Itâs not your fault.â
The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

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when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway
Current moodâŚ
Reminder that she actually wins that season, so keep your head up.
Reminder that she constantly had trouble believing that she deserved to be there and her first few could best be described as ânot the worstâ.
And she won. She stayed positive, cried when she needed to, and kept going.
Once more:
Stay positive
Cry when you need to
Keep going
You die in infinity war
Finally
Patton: Hey, kiddo! Want me to do a tarot reading for you?
Virgil: Uh, sure?
Patton: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me youâre a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Virgil: Pat, those arenât even tarot cards, theyâre pictures of me.
I HAD to draw it
awwwwww so cute!!
i canât believe tessa thompson was too busy being eaten out by janelle monae to be in infinity war
i can.
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Does anyone else ever run their tongue along their teeth and think âthese should be sharperâ
men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them⌠never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.Â
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldnât recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we arenât holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
iâve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasnât gotten less hysterically funny to me
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the older i get the weirder it is that not a single p.e. teacher in my entire school career was able to recognize the difference between âa child who doesnât get enough exerciseâ and âa child with serious health problems impeding their ability to exercise in this particular wayâ
you know what else is weird? we had to do that fitness test every year but like⌠we never actually⌠learned how to do the things they tested us onâŚ
like, now that i am an adult i have learned how to build up my strength so i can do pushups, but that seems like something they could have taught us? in school? in the class where they tested our ability to pushups? they never taught us how to work our way up to actually doing a chin-up, or whatever. even if i had just been âout-of-shapeâ (as a CHILD), nothing they did would have solved that problem. i did not learn how to exercise in a functional way until i was out of school and teaching myself, so iâm not sure what those p.e. classes were even intended to accomplish, really.
this is all iâm saying about the whole âis venom fuckableâ debacle but when that bitch eats you and your whole ass out donât come crying to me when it feels like god personally is razing your booty canals. if you wanna die cause you wanted some weird alien symbiote to ravage your asshole thatâs your prerogative and i hope youâll be able to face st. peter and tell him that you died cause you were too horny to resist the charms of the endlessly toothed and slimy maw of an alien that looks like it could give you 700 new strains of HornyBootyHoleJuiceSyndrome. thatâs on you
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