that episode of spongebob where he gets stuck in that town and keeps missing the bus and the road goes into a sharp vertical line so he can’t leave should classify as a horror short film

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

Lmfaooooooooooo

I have to reblog this every time 😂

Me

this is the cutest shit ever i’m in love

I love this video lol

Damn, maybe I don’t want a baby.