welcome to JORK TV, where everything is what *I* wanna see!!!!!
he/qwe/๐พ/๐น (minor)
im harvey the wonder hamster irl, dont judge pls ://////
xeno hoarder. give me your xenogender.
also an avid reblogger. quack quack quack quack quack
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hello im jonathan/jono/fern but you can call me harvey. or dont. or do. or some secret third option
i am harvey the wonder hamster irl. that is indisputable
i use he/him, qwe/qwer, and some emojiself pronouns (๐น/๐พ/๐ฆ)
i like to post about my art and whatever i like atm and you can also ask me stuff
i am a minor!!!!!! if that makes you uncomfy please block me!!!!!!!! id highly prefer that adults over 20 dont interact or at the very least dnf because it makes me uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!
nsfw, terfs, radqueers, transmeds and set x horus shippers WILL be blocked if they interact!!!!!! last ones picky but who gafโฆ
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I have
^outside of this, i do as much as i can to support ps.
i like: what we do in the shadows, life series, mcyt, breaking bad, weird al, uhf, clone high, strange hill high, atsv, nirvana, soundgarden, the it crowd, death note kevin spencer, doawk, dog man, captain underpants, saiki k, nigel and marmalade, starters by movieunleashers, danny smoke in furryland, gravity falls, shiori experience, moral orel, squid game, doctor who and stranger things!!!!!!!
pink = FAV IN ALL CAPS!!!! orange = i love it!!!! black = i love it less but i still enjoy it to some degree
some special interests are: history (to be specific: the cambrian all the way to the devonian periods, ancient egyptian mythology, ancient civilisations in general and prehistoric animals) and MUSIC!!!!! (more specifically 90s seattle โgrungeโ rock)
currently hyperfixated on: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS!!!!!!!!
i dont really know how to use this and i dont really know what im doing either so. im just rawdogging this (respectfully)
im very prone to doing/saying silly things so just keep that in mind!!!
heres my strawpage that i made on an ipad so my apologies if it looks like total ass on any other device: (POTENTIAL EYESTRAIN WARNING)
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What do you mean โchatโ is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
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I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie ๐ yell ๐ฃ"I QUIT!" ๐ซโผ๏ธ throw up a flurry of papers ๐ and storm out the tall gray building ๐ข with a little box ๐ฆ of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant ๐ชด never to return ๐ฅฐ
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
โ Live Streamingโ Interactive Chatโ Private Showsโ HD Quality
Anya is LIVE right now
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I hate to steal from Twitter but this is genuinely sending me into hysterics
[image ID: two screenshots of a tweet by user frindle_babbin that together read โI used to have this webkinz as a kid that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time. I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud. My brother saw me suck milk out of it once and I got sad when he made fun of me and I didnโt pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my mom had to throw it away. It was so fucking heavy I brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and I made my friends hold him and they were upset.โ There is an image of an orange cat plushie from webkinz along with the text. End ID.]
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