stacie, the girlie who loves sex, who loves to feel good, who loves to feel close to someone and the feeling of skin on skin, of being sought after and wanted and desired in a physical way, who loves to feel confident about herself and her own body, bc it's hers to decide what to do with, and to dress to impress, not only for others but for herself too, bc what is a girl to do with excellent makeup skills, a great closet, and a knack for having the best fashion sense if not to utilize it??....

X READER HEADCANONS | + NSFW

Tags: nsfw, fluff, age gap (ur her controversially young gf), cheating (on Ted but who cares), oral sex, fingering.

It really wasn’t that hard to hide your affair with Karen Wheeler. Her husband was completely oblivious. Not a single clue.

Seriously she could be on the phone with you in the next room over and he would just— nothing.

You often drank wine together. You were never really a wine drinker before you met her, but if it meant you ended up in her bed by the end of the night, wine would be your new favourite drink.

AH

YES, YES I DO

Here some major ones that I'd like to turn into fics but procrastination

1.

They bonded over shit talking Amy's nerdiness and Charles lack of life skills then started ''dating'' (literally just fucking every few nights) a few months after Rosa started working.

But Gina showed up unannounced one time in the middle of a panic attack and knocked down the freaking door to help her. From then on whenever Gina knew Rosa had a bad day at work or was having a depressive episode, she would show up and watch Nancy Myers with her.

Rosa: hey... thanks for, you know

Gina: Wow, appreciation from Rosa Diaz, thought I'd never see the day

Rosa: Shut up, I hate you

Rosa's left coffee on Gina's desk every time since then. But that doesn't stop Gina from frequently sipping from Rosa's cup

2.

Babylon was their official shit talking (and makeout) place with an angry unicorn as their official flag

Gina: LET IT GO, LET IT GO, I CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

Rosa, who was silently watching, waits for the ending: the cold never bothered me anyway...

Gina, fully shocked: ROSA DIAZ SINGING?

Rosa: I was forced into watching it

And thus began secret Disney sing alongs that was 10% both of them actually singing and 90% Rosa watching Gina as if it was a live show

3.

Rosa notices Gina buying jewellery equipment in IKEA (I don't know if they sell jewellery making equipment in IKEA, but let's say they do) and the next day notices her making earrings which would be the perfect addition to her jewellery line

She goes up to her and fixes the edge with her bolt cutters

Rosa: There, now it won't poke your ear

Gina: ...thanks?

Then Gina starts working for Rosa's jewellery line and they have weekly shopping trips to IKEA.

4.

I think I read a fic about this but Gina finds Rosa's old ballet shoes and forces her to dance (she's amazing and beautiful) Then Gina tries and falls flat on her butt.

Rosa: Not so confident now are you Miss anyone-can-do-that

Gina: ...shut up and help me

Rosa teaches her how to do a pirouette and they have late night ballet lessons in which they continue to fall in love (and Gina falls on her face)

5.

Rosa is secretly an amazing cook but no one knows until Gina shows up unexpectedly and falls in love with her empanadas

Some bite sized headcannons for your enjoyment:

Gina hasn't paid for her own coffee in years

Rosa frequently knits hats and scarfs for Gina and Iggy

Gina's the big spoon (to no ones surprise)

Rosa had no pictures in her camera roll until she started dating Gina (all the pics are of her and Gina)

Rosa types the most random things in Gina's twitter drafts when she's drunk

Rosa loves resting her head on Gina's lap

Gina plays with Rosa's hair when she's nervous

when Celia says "let's help each other out"

woso appreciation masterlist | with @alotofpockets