They're end game

Here we go!!!!

I can't believe it's the last episode, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THEM

Okay so "Who's making dinner" is already getting made🥺

OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE DEB'S ENTRANCE IN SEASON 1 I CAN'T DO THIS

OH IT'S DAY ONE?!

SHE'S SO HAPPY AND PROUD AAAAAAAA MY BABY

Marty again, great

"Deborah Vance comedy club" 🥺😭😭😭😭

Oh she doesn't like it...

She's looking at it so stunned

OKAY NEVER MIND SHE LOVES IT AAAAAA

That smile🥺

Fuckkkk ooooffffffff old man

BABIEEESSS

"Pit Mama" Oh Kiki how I love you

Looool poor Damien

"The Diva herself" I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

Awwww DJ

She looks so gorgeous

Omg what a beautiful little homage

And that "Thank you Marcus" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

AAAAAAAA DEB BABY THAT WAS SO LOVELY AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU'LL FOREVER BE LOVED AND FAMOUS

Mayor Jo at her finest LMAOOOOO

Jimmy in the mailroom again

These absolute garage pieces of shit

Okay what was that about

Awwww they're having lunch

YAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Deb is really looking forward to that trip it seems

Okay, something feels off

Deb... I'm getting worried

O oh

NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

FUCKING FUCKITTY FUCK

They can't kill her, THEY CAN'T I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THEM

She doesn't want to do chemo...

Ava is devastated

"I'm not putting YOU through that" Like a spouse would say to their spouse

THIS BETTER NOT BE GOING THE WAY I THINK IT'S GOING

Fuck i'm begging for the crying pics of them at the train station to be about Deb deciding she wants to live after all

Assisted suicide...

Just realized the ep is 46 minutes.. I'm SCARED

Okay but the fact that the last thing before she dies is to spend time with Ava just the two of them enjoying themselves..... FUCKING OUCH, JPL WATCH YOUR BACKS

"Will you?" Voice shaking.... I'M NOT FUCKING WELL

OUUUUUUCHHHHHHH

AVA'S SPIRALING YOU CAN'T TAKE HER DEB AWAY

Ava's crying, Jimmy's crying, I'm crying, everybody CRYING

FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Okay now Jimmy's being sus what the hell is going on?!?

She's waiting for her...... Always....

"Okay sweetie" AND HOLDING EACH OTHER SO CLOSE WHILE WALKING, I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT

That car is sending me

Excuse me are they walking the streets of Paris holding hands ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!

This is honeymoon part 2 the remix actually

Arms LINKED

Sit any closer together why don't u ladies? O that's physically impossible, hmmm

Sugar Mommy Deb is in full effect

Ooooooo daaaaaaaamn

I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA PULL SOMETHING OFF, FUCK YEAH JIMMY AND KAYLA

HEEEELLLL YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH

You will eat your words you fuckhead

Dickheads shaking in their boots

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bickering as always

Deb's truly preparing Ava to go on without her....

Oh that hit me in the heart, she got so excited but then....

SHE BOUGHT OUT THE LOUVRE JUST FOR THEM

Deb relates to that story

God this hurts

Ooooo so that's how they come to wear each other's things, simply because Ava wanted them to

The Montecito shirt...

Hugging while dancing

She's committing her to memory and realizing she'll be gone soon I AM SICK

She looks so absolutely heartbroken and devastated, she can't lose her

HANNAH EINBEINDER THEY'RE ENGRAVING YOUR NAME ON THAT EMMY RN

Bargning

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

O my gods...

"Please don't leave me" SHOOT ME, JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME THAT WILL HURT LESS

I CAN'T BREATHE

THE SONG??????

She keeps finding her...

FUUUUCKKKKKK

Not the gay ass hand comparing

Okay Deb's hands being bigger this whole time is actually absolutely hillarious but I can't laugh rn

Ohhhhhh.. Good for Jim boy

Awww they wanna be able to see each other

Not fucking BOB fucking LIPKA again

Huhhhh???

Oh no no no no no

Fuck she's reaching for SECONDS?!?!

The corgis get over half a million?!?! DAMN

Oh it's hitting her...

Her chasing Ava down with another better joke just like s1ep1 😭😭😭😭

YES DEB FUCKING THANK GODS, SHE WANTS TO LIVE

O FUCK

THE SONG

THEY'RE BOTH HERE AND SMILING AND SO CLOSE AND WORKING TOGETHER AND I'M A WRECK

Contains pictures going around on Twitter from the next ep, and a vast amount of delusion from me, you have been warned

Deborah on IHeartRadio, okayyy

Deb ones a horse???? Is it the first time we're hearing about this?????

Okayyy Deb I didn't know u rolled like that, nice

Let her cook

That is intense, she wants that show to be PERFECT

LMAO THAT JESUS JOKE TOOK ME OUT

She looks so good in black..

And ofc good ole trusty leopard print

Oh no she can't sleep again..

Oh no...

Ewwwwwwwww, oh nooooooooooooooo

SERIOUSLY, MARTY?!?!?! DEB FOR FUCK SAKE U CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER

Oh no, why are they putting down her idea again

Oh are u, do you lady

Jimmy working overtime

Say "sparking joy" one more time

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck she's just too good for him

Ava's mom... Ehhh

That's the Mrs Table shirt

Lmao

Sugar mama Deborah strikes once again

Okay Ava's just had a realisation

Hard at work I see

Okay, the day is here

Omgggggggggg Ava😭😭😭😭 you brilliant creature

Okay lady ur gaining some points

O oh.....

Fuck....

Oh bro noooo no no noooo

All empty seats....

BOB FUCKING LIPKA YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN

O poor fucking you, poor privileged dickhead white dude, let's play him a sad song on the world's smallest violin. He's learned funking nothing and he's doubling down in pushing her around, WHEN I FUCKING CATCH HIM

Do not listen to him Deb, do not let him win

Why is this actual literal piece of shit garbage talking

YYYEEEEESSSS DEEEEEBBBBB, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS, THAT'S MY GIRL

Bobby boy didn't know who he messed with, he fucked with most important things to Deb (Ava and late night formerly) oh I want her to ruin him

Lmaoooo

It's SO important to her to tell the truth, and she's erily calm... I don't know what that means but it means something

Yes Randi

O shit Weed

Oh no she slept in a bed

Awwww?

Okay yeah Awwwww

LMAOO POOR AVA

Love Deb's jacket

I love you between Weed and Deb before Deb and Ava, oh when they finally say it in the finally it's gonna ruin us all

Not him AGAIN

Get that old man off of my screen

"But not you" DEB HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT HE DID TO YOU?!?!

She's way too good for him, I mean c'mon

Slay office diva, love that for you, I'm jealous, but GIVE THEM THE PERMIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW VITAL THAT IS, THE WORLD NEEDS TO HEAR DEB'S STORY

Absolutely Jimmy fight for our queen, fuck he's a good agent

YEEEEEEES JIMMY YES YES YES

Lesbians save the day once again

The "go birds" sign, awwww

Not fucking Trisha again, jeez

But Deb doing a mukbang, well yes

Not temu Harry Styles again

That barely got trough her mouth lmao

AWWWW FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Deb's little woooo and run right into Ava's arms AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pep talk ofc🥺🥺🥺🥺

OVER 30 000 PEOPLE DEB OH YOU ARE SO LOVED AND WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS BABY

Oh that look...

Awwww she's so moved MY HEART

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT, ROAR PEOPLE, ROAR FOR OUR QUEEN

YEEEEESSS YEEEEESSSSS YEEEEEEEESSSSSS DEB, UR KILLING IT

Gosh, look at her, she's GLOWING

Would you share parts of yourself with me that you haven't with others?

Would you let me see you at your most vulnerable?

Would you be there for me in the hospital after a surgery i had to tell me jokes and make me feel better?

Would you hold my hand at a funeral which you came to despite claiming you "don't do funerals" and made bearable and tell me I'm too good to quit my career?

Would you keep me around after I betrayed you?

Would you make me extremely proud after you stand up against a sexist bulldozing after fellow female comedians?

Would you see me desperately looking for my father's ashes in a public dumpster and upon seeing me distressed decide to jump in and help me even though you're very mad at me?

Would you listen to me and open yourself up to things you haven't considered before?

Would you let your guard down and let me see your real you?

Would you think I'm too good for you, too good to "waste my talents and time" by your side and try and "set me free" even though you don't want to.. try and be selfless for me after a lifetime of putting yourself first?

Would you want me back after finding each other again after a long time spent apart because nobody else quite gets you like I do, and our passion is our language that only we speak?

Would you, after finally getting the recognition from your peers you've always wanted, lecture them and leave their party because they said something you can no longer tolerate, because they said something wrong about people like me, and you just couldn't let it go because I got into your head?

Would you want me to help you along in one of the most vital steps in your career because no one else could even attempt to get it right, it needs to be perfect and only we can make it that?

Would you consider me your safe place, your favorite audience, only see me and speak to me in a room full of people, be able to make out the sound of my laughter in a room full of voices just by looking at me?

Would you run all around the city looking for me when I go missing, then without hesitation jump into the freezing ocean to try and save me, because you can't bare to lose me?

Would you apologize for hurting me, encourage me, promise me to do better?

Would you consider me your voice?

Would you change for the better because of me, to the point where people closest to you notice it and are happy about it?

Would you leave behind your life's dream for me, because it turns out it isn't what you want if I can't be there with you?

Would you, despite your base instincts to shut down and deflect, bring yourself to openly and honestly communicate with me about your thoughts and feelings?

Would you throw me a surprise birthday party with all of my favorite things, invite my favorite childhood artist to sing me a song dedicated to "the most special girl in the world" then get tears in your eyes as you stand there and listen to the lyrics and realize that's how you feel about me?

Would you give me your blessing and trust me to "rewrite your story" by taking a project about you and your ex husband and making it into a story about us?

Would you only want to talk to me whilst suspended 100 feet in the air, because I'm the one you trust to get you through this?

Would you want to go away on a vacation together and mean it?

Would you run across the stage to hug me because my work finally got appreciated and it's probably gonna become something big?

Would you want to talk to me before one of the biggest shows in your career because I'm the only one who can keep you calm and help you feel prepared?

Would you want me, out of all the people in your life to spend some time with, just us, in the most romantic city in the world, before you're gone?

Would you want to be the one to show me the finer things in life, like real bread?

Would you want to/make sure to teach me everything you've learned, so that you know I'd take good care of myself after you're gone?

Would you, even though you're preparing to pass away, take videos of me on your phone without me knowing, while you smile your truest biggest smile and look at me absolutely enamoured while recording?

Would you rent out The Louvre just for the two of us, so that we can walk around all we want, uninterrupted, arms linked, appreciating and discussing art?

Would you wear my clothes just because I want you to, even though they're completely not your usual choice of style?

Would you reaching for your notebook to write down a joke we came up with make you realize that you DO want to keep living?

Would you choose to stay alive for me, for the laughter and sense of humor we share, for the thrill of working together to come up with the best joke together by one upping each other, because to you, to us, this, our own language, is everything...we're each other's everything ?

I'm back on my bullshit, but what else is new?

I know I said all that mean stuff last week, but I can't stay mad at them too long, I love them too much

I was about to say "enough death talk" But then I remembered the obituary and that it's her reclaiming that, queen shit

"Cos i'm gagged" Spending time with Ava is definitely rubbing off

"For my girl here" ahh 🥺

I'm gonna miss that office

Awwww 😞

Jimmy and Kayla should get platonicly married at this point, or not platonicly, but just put a ring on each other already

Defensive much Jim boy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova BUT YOUR DAD JUST CALLS HER KATYAAAAAAAAAA, MY BABY GIIIRLLLLLLL

LMAOOOOOOOO

"It's the 90's, it's encouraged" My forever favorite problematic queen <3

They just show up like that, oh the thropule that they are

A glass closet, in the middle of some big public space, and Deb will get in it for everyone to see..... Right... right...

What is it with Ava and magicians lmao

Lmao I just love her

I just KNOW Kayla's therapy bill would be/is ENORMOUS

Okay I have a feeling something's gonna go wrong with the box and Deb is gonna be stuck there for longer than she intended

Ava's STRESSING, her wife is gonna give her a heart attack

Badda bing badda bong I knew it, though I thought it would take longer to get there tho

Aw shucks

And now they're also having trouble

Lmaoooooo

"To your girlfriend here" And Ava takes it before he's properly finished, she wants to talk to wifey, call me a pigeon the way I'm devouring these crumbs

Ava is so fucking awkward I love herrrrrrrrrrrr so much

"Come in Ava" She said so incredibly softly

They're SO MARRIED

The pissed in shoe shot was very important cinematography

Ava the supportive wife always

Seeing her cry... man...

Ooo?

That " DAMIEN" was so very Deborah of her

I hate that their agency didn't work out, it should've, they should've been on top of the world and getting better and bigger and have a chance to be amazing agents to big names

Anything for the clients... Aw man...

It isn't fair Kayla, it's truly not

Nobody appreciates Jimmy like she does

He loves his job, willing to put himself down for the clients best interest, now that's someone u want on your side

Not their own "are you sure" moment after their dream doesn't work out... Damn man I might just cry

Not mayor Jo reporting live

Okay, why was that shot of her "distressed" resting on that glass wall and rubbing it so attractive

THE PINK CAMO GUN, RIDICULOUS, ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS 10/10

Lmao, beautifully done, and Ava's looking so proud

Is that the dance from 5:04?

I always forget about the sphere

SHE. SOLD. OUT. 😭😭😭😭😭

10 minutes?? FUCK YEAH

"You meant that?" "I did" THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER DURING THAT, THEY'RE SO IN LOVE IT HURTS ME

LMAO okay now Ava's a believer

O damn, poor Jimmy...

THE MAIL ROOM?!?!

O fuck... O I felt that in my heart, IT'S JIMMY THAT HELPED MAKE IT HAPPEN, NOT FUCKING LATITUDE

Lucia put her husband through it this ep

I UM I IT'S.... FUCKING HELL DID NOT EXPECT THAT

NOT ALL THE KATHYS

GEEEZ WHAT IS THIS

She ran is ready to defend wife

Okay she looks cute in that shirt

Lmaooooo

This song.......

Shiiiitttttt, poor thing

Hmmmmmmmmmm, okay what is up

Lousy way to get her caught

Gay moment

Love Di, love

Lmaoooooo

Okay that homophobic joke got me ngl

One of a kind woman I tell ya

This is.... Ummmmmm

This is eating her alive

She's all of us rn

Clocked it immediately

This is just.... Well.... Yeah....

Yeah she's definitely hiding something

SHE JUST SPRINGS IT ON HER LIKE THAT?!?!? OH OF COURSE

Same Ava, same

They're so cute

GAYYYYYYYYYYY

"You're my girlfriend" I DREAMED OF TIMES LIKE THIS AND IT'S ALL A FARCE, A FUCKING JOKE, I'M SO MAD, but also damn right Deb gets jealous and posessive right away

Whoooooops

God Monica is cute

Yuppppp

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You'd like a look into the closet, would u Deb

Geeez Ava is having a blast

The best thing is, almost not a single lie in that story about their first meeting, they've just been this crazy about each other since the beginning

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH AVA YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK

Deb fucking liked it and NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE (my reaction to the make out might be underwhelming due to me having spoiled that for myself on Twitter, but know that I have watched it at least 50 times before I was able to look away and have been thinking about it the whole day, and I have such mixed feelings about it)

Ava not stopping and kissing Deb on the neck, my girl is milking this for all she can

O what the fucksnshwbsjsbs

Fuck, Monica would have me wrapped around her finger...

Ooofffffff

UH GODS

NOT THE FUCKING PILLOW PRINCESS I CAN'T

FUCKING HELL NOW THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

Look down her dress and take a shot why don't u Deb

FUCKING FUCKERY

Okay they know exactly what they're doing with that shot

I am not handling this well

WHYYYYYY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I can't even enjoy all the gay shit properly because they're showing Deb being uncomfortable still, like there's no way in hell she can actually like women right?? After just a few episodes ago she was talking about being open to new possibilities and such

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Okay I am endeared by Monica and would be freaking out of shit like this happened to me personally but see, I can't get behind the attraction Ava has to her because, as I said it many times, any romantic relationships that they get into with other people (ones where they aren't dating and both want to be with that person) just feel empty and hurtful

This is fucking infuriating, why the fuck do you care Deb, you guys would never date anyway, right? This isn't real, it's ridiculous to think it ever could be, right????? There's nothing between you two at all

"I hate when we go to bed angry" Completely normal thing to say to someone you're not dating while sharing a bed, but oh wait, I forgot, their connection is above and beyond anything and they don't need something stupid like kissing or physical intimacy to be each other's everything

Nice talk..

Fucking hell, now this, "medical issues"?????

Fuck this fuck this fuck this

Soooooooooo fucking funny right? Haha oops we're breaking up ahaha wasn't that fun while it lasted

WHAT THEY FUCK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK

This is infinitely worse than that fucking lesbian cruise episode, I hate this

Thank you Kelly and Monica, thank you

Deborah don't fucking look away like they're crazy for saying what people should've been telling you all along

Monica is so me rn, actually factually, I'm sick to my fucking stomach

Kelly and Monica are the only real ones, get lesbians to spend some time with Ava and Deborah and they will see the truth

"We would never work as a couple" AS IF YOU HAVEN'T LITERALLY DREAMT ABOUT THIS YOU LIAR

Paul, you've lost any amount of favor you might've gained with me