and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

do you see this shit my liege

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

stressed, depressed and not even that well dressed

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

My five year plan is to just see what happens

50% what 50% why

what if I completely ignore the problem