very busy rn ://

im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

Every day I discover forms of art I could not have concieved of before, and suddenly I am in awe of being alive.

How did you get a GIF to be 60 fps and under 2mb what fucking sorcery

Deactivating my jerking off arm

Bruh did you seriously not go potty before we left the house

Hold on let me Google something

I want to clarify that those are in fact silicon breast molds and not slices of raw chicken.

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

americans see a tree rodent and go 'look a skwurl'

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

 ■ The so-called “blood explosion” which punctuates the conclusion of Akira Kurosawa’s 1962 movie Sanjuro remains one of the most memorable and influential special effects in film history. Production designer Yoshiro Muraki would later recall this scene was filmed in a single take. No such effect had ever been attempted before, as movies of the time rarely showed violence with graphic detail. Filled with uncertainty, Muraki worried the blood spray he’d rigged up wouldn’t impress Kurosawa, so he added an extra 30 pounds of pressure to the fluid pump. At the moment the pump was activated, the additional pressure caused the compressor hose attached to actor Tatsuya Nakadai to blow a coupling which created a slight, unintentional delay before the fake blood began to spray, and caused a much larger gush of fluid than planned. It sprayed so powerfully Nakadai claimed it almost lifted him off the ground. His heart sinking, as he believed the delay and over-pressure had ruined the effect, Muraki nervously glanced at director Akira Kurosawa, but Kurosawa only nodded in approval.

And to think this is so iconic that “two dudes clash, there’s a beat, then one dies incredibly violently” is just a must-have for action in anime

Its crazy to think that this iconic visual that has been so ubiquitous in pop culture for so long despite that the source material barely being known by people all came from actors staying in character thru an FX malfunction.

having my back stretched on a medieval torture rack would fix me I think

where can a bitch get a little medieval torture around here? medieval torture? I say, where can a bitch get some medieval torture?