Violence! And Violence..... And Violence.

Bro I am the manager *smokes weed*

Bro I got fired from being the manager *smokes weed*

I went into your mind and liked and reblogged your thought

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i had a chat with gpt and he told me to let him explode ur balls

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

DJ selfcest wants everyone to feel themselves in the club tonight

Shoot your money all over my face

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

Lets see if it works

in bed listening to penis