anyways shoutout to the people who don’t have a specific career / dream job in mind and are just floating through life trying to survive. shoutout to me specifically, actually.

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

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Thanks

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

I be in my head fighting for my life

Me 2 myself, upon discovering some new media to consume: i will like this a normal amount :) it will be casual this time :) just some light entertainment :)

i dont care about men with long hair

please stop this. i know this isn't in your heart.

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

me: reads the bad reviews of a book i didn’t like to seek validation

The two personalities on Tumblr and we’re all both

The Fertile Crescent is what I call your mom’s panties

OP where’s the Hannibal but with Venom quotes

The Hannibal dialogue makes Venom more deep, and the Venom dialogue just removes Hannibal’s filter.

yes i’m a hater yes i’m full of overwhelming love for humanity these things are not in conflict

Im not gay can you explain this?

the burrito turned him straight