Chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus)

mr. beast in 2008

Attack on titan son because he will still have time to bond with me after watching his entire favorite series

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

@jollypoli

still trying to scrape berry crud from my sex hatch

Will i ever find a companion in my milky clouds of heartfealt insanity

reblog to lick its bald head

@jollypoli

i'm watching attack on titan bc my brother @jollypoli has been telling me to for months. you win fuckface (affectionate)

So you recognize how good it is?

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

if you’re gonna make het slop at least make it interracial or something interesting

my uncle landmine got his clit blown off in the war on chirstmas