I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

that’s really great man

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

This is an absolutely horrifying article. This cannot be accepted or ignored. Israel must be destroyed, and all the IDF brought to justice.

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I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

i have a suggestion

i, too, have a suggestion

no stealing???🥺????

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

in europe they got antisemitism

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

Yeah