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...well, I guess he got blood all over it and killed the resale value. Still, kind of hoping it would be also pushed into the mixer pit.

I’m calling that Frank throws a sledgehammer or something onto Lance-a-P.O.S’s Camaro. I’m just saying, they seemed to focus on it a lot, and they’re setting the stage for an amazing retort to the shit he’s stirring

30 seconds into The Punisher and I’m already loving it. And that theme melody is cool as shit.

I didn’t realize I was sexually attracted to Adam Driver until a bit of pecs and sensual hand porn told me otherwise.

Amidst browsing random Facebook reaction to Roy Moore’s loss, it really shows how effective Ronald Reagan’s tactic of putting abortion regulation at the front of republican politics has been. So many people have made comments about how they would “never vote for a baby killer,” which gives a real explanation as to why a huge number of Republicans vote against their own interests in healthcare and human services. Not to say there aren’t Republicans who don’t align with most/all of the major Republican talking points...but poverty-stricken populations who vote Republican and then talk about how lost they will be without access to community healthcare/public education programs can more readily be understood by considering single-issue voting

I'm going to file hearing my mom, say "I don't know, I just always knew I liked dick, myself" after I came out as bisexual this afternoon under "Things You Never Wanted To Hear But Are Also Hilarious"