down to clown

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Project Hail Mary answering one of the most important questions of our time: what if the sacrificial lamb and the scapegoat were best friends

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time