you're going to be amazing;

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

fr tho, really brave of dan and phil to post this knowing it would get them banned from the dan and phil subreddit for life </3

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair