🦭

your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

Teaching him to read. How else will he learn?

u can pry my Special Capitalizations and random periods for like. dramatic effect away from my cold dead hands

friendly reminder that if you're in your 20s and don't have your cutie mark yet then you're broken, you're a failure. and you're not going to make it

I am kinda like a mermaid but instead of constantly needing to remain in water to live, I must constantly lay down into a comfy position to live. I can only survive for the briefest of periods outside the comfy position before I begin to collapse back into any comfy position I can, even if it's on the floor.

going by the name of your favourite character should be more socially acceptable btw. people assume you kin them. but i don't. i don't kin

i do something worse

how can you be smiling right now, even though were in the scary tunnel...?