join the dog cult

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”

To say nothing of the Skin Taker

It's simply vomit inducing to learn that the "the US military is the largest polluter in the world" factoid only refers to the on-paper oil purchases of the US military and does not take into account all the myriad of other ways it pollutes, poisons, and actively destroys the Earth. It is polluting far past the point of it even being quantifiable. There is truly no greater threat to the whole globe, no greater evil, than the USA and its military.

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated