loving my evil wife and husband

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

She shouldn't be at the club she should be in a crumbling mansion by the sea sipping wine as she is tenderly romanced by a vampire

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

would you kiss me with blood all over my face

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

#my knight in stumbling armor

do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?

Sex that looks like you're murdering me

normal sex couldn't fix them but weird possesive sex could

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

falling asleep to the sound of her stomach noises

Fucked up kinks gf 🫶🏻 bf turns them into reality

Let me brush your hair or braid your hair while you make out with my cock.