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@johnssaythedarndestthings
Him- "Before we confirm, can I get a practice moan?" Me- "Excuse me?" Him- "Well you know, you'll be doing that anyway right? So I just wanted to hear" Me- "Sorry, we don't do that here. Too many guys just end up doing *ahem* things over the phone and end up not booking and ripping us off, so-" Him- (super whiney) "but what if it turns me ooooooooffffff?!?!?!!1!" Me- "okay hun, text me when you're serious. Buh-bye"
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I want just a taste or I want the whole damn cake and nothing in between will do.
Him: How much 30 min?
Me: Iβm so sorry, I donβt offer half hour sessions. 1 hour and up!
Him: Oh, ok. How much all night?
Me: LOL. WHUT.
One more thing.
"One thing more..I am not a rich guy. I drive for Uber to afford this. My budget is $200 per meeting. Are you OK with that?"
Fuck no.
"Professional Development"
"As someone who recognizes themselves as a Dom, I feel beneath you. This is RARE. As in, never before, but that very fact makes me extremely curious and intrigued.Β Please help me Mistress. Help me develop as a Dom such as yourself.Β If not, I completely understand. You are a business woman and probably want monitory gain for your services. I am not going to pay you, I am looking for professional developmentβ¦ not your Domination. Either way, I enjoyed your website.β
Is it really rare? Or are you just an egotistical brainless dingdong with an over-inflated estimation of your own worth? Hmmm.
Check your gmail please!!!
Ack! I shall, I shall!Β
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Let's commiserate together.
Laughter is the best medicine, after all.
Send me your dumb john stories at [email protected].
SEND ME YOUR STORIES.
SERIOUSLY. GIMME YO STORIES. <3
"I must admit to being a sublimely content unrepentant libertine. I am also very romantic feeling that music flowers wine and especially poetry greatly enhance the supreme pleasures of erotic intimate encounters "
"Some would be hurt I was choosing to play elsewhere."
"Can I touch the Holy Land?"
Just like Moses, you can spend 40 years in the desert and look at the promised land, but you may never enter.
"I'm 28, pretty good looking, I'd make it worth your time, trust me."
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Let's commiserate together.
Laughter is the best medicine, after all.
Send me your dumb john stories at [email protected].
SEND ME YOUR STORIES.
*rockets off into outerspace*
John: Iβd like to see you next week.Β Me: I am here through tomorrow at noon. John: No, your ad says the 28th. Me: It was a mistype, I am here through the 19th. John: So the ad is wrong? Me: Yes?Β John: Are you sure? Me: ...?!!!
Uhh... thanks?
"Mmm, this here is an onion booty of ill repute!"
"I'm a young fit guy
...well hung too
Just saying.."
My butthole feels chapped just thinking about it.
βIf you need someone to stop by and suck/clean your asshole for 20 minutes for 100 let me know. I know a lot of women demand ass sucking at any time of day.β
LMAOOOOO do we???!
after the Great Rimming Crash of Aught Seven, women often drifted from town to town by hopping train cars hoping to find even a few minutes of ass sucking at any time of day.
The Great Rimming Crash of Aught Seven LOL
Some Drunk History, perhaps?
This is the greatest reblogging in the history of reblogging.
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βCan I set up an appointment to fuck in a McDonald's bathroom for a quickie? How much would that be?"
If you are an escort, sugar baby, camgirl, stripper or porn actress, like or reblog this post so I follow you. I need more people to talk to :)
Ditto! :)
