Overrun By Oysters

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

what is your fucking problem. you'll be loved that way again. and more

Does anyone know what to do

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

the essence of johnlock is that the watson character has settled sustainably, tho unhappily, into heteronormative life when he meets the holmes character, while the holmes character has entirely rejected the task trying to pass as heterosexual/normatively masculine/neurotypical, so in a certain sense he’s freer than the watson but in another sense he’s even more isolated and lonely bc his abnormality makes him a social outcast. & then over the course of their relationship watson becomes more comfortable w himself and holmes becomes more emotionally open and less isolated. it’s like they have to be Freed from the two contrasting pitfalls that queer people trying to survive in normative society often fall into & the key to both of their escapes is each other

#(sniffs this post up my nostril like a line of cocaine)

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong