shamrock going proper mental innit

remember when they had Sherlock stand next to a sign that said ‘anus arse’

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

oh you like bbc sherlock? name 10 john mirrors

Tfw u plan ur bffs hetero wedding and u vow to be there for him forever and u catch the flowers and u teach him to dance by candlelight alone in ur shared flat. U write and perform the wedding waltz. U deduce she's pregnant. U leave early to relapse into heroin addiction. his honeymoon is one long ptsd nightmare. She turns out to be a killer assassin who literally murders you at gunpoint. U restart ur own heart at the sound of his name. He hates her. But u think u don't deserve him. So u get him to stay w her anyway. For the sake of the baby. Heheheheehhee

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

in tbb when john says he doesn’t have any money like girl that’s because you’re getting black cabs everywhere. get the tube darling

get a lime bike 🙄

i can so clearly picture john falling off a lime bike

bro i would absolutely LOSE it if they showed that another tab open was a thesaurus 💀💀

everything is always about sherlock. except for sherlock. that’s about john