JohnLock1394

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An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

we touch

i get

this feeling

and every time

We kiss

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

When you want to make breakfast, but the die says otherwise.

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

I literally get migraines pondering this....

Finding out exactly how toxic your family members are is deeply disturbing. Especially since it’s their “normality”.

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

Headmistress McGonagall hires him purely for the dragon stunt. It might not be entirely practical but it got the kids interested in CoMC and she always had a soft spot for dramatics.