JACKET 4: SIGNIFICANT JOTHERS RESULTS
In first place, we have Mercymorn the First and Augustine the First for John Gaius (The Lockrd Tomb)! I have developed quite a soft spot for the duplicitous sluts, and so I am proud to salute their victory and their position in the first corn dog car. (Gaius is in the corn dog water because I do not respect him, is this better than the raccoon dumpster, I’ll let you decide) (art by @midnightcrows)
And in second, Jason Mendoza for Janet (The Good Place) ran a very close race, but couldn’t quite succeed. It’s alright, he’s joined his not-a-girl in the second place corndog. The ideal place to host a wedding reception <3
And winning another battle in order to snag third place, Martin Blackwood for Jonathan “Jon” Sims (The Magnus Archives) is chilling in the back corndog. Jon’s still recovering from that homoerotic stabbing, but they can both agree this is preferable to the domains of before. Congrats!
And in fourth, Mina Harker for Jonathan Harker (Dracula), in a dramatic turn of events, is playing the damsel in distress atop the strength test. Her usual damsel and husband used all his strength hitting Dracula in the face with a shovel, so up on the bell she must remain until he regains his strength <3
