i don’t have any elephant books

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

Mon dieu… She DOES shed

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

i want the gentle eyes, funny laugh, and immense bite strength of a hyena

So damn peaceful when nobody knows shit

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

heh.... he doesn't know about .. my Instant Pounding Headache technique....! *stands up too fast* *screams in agony*

honestly if you are still clutching your pearls over furries, not even the weird kind but just bog standard furries, in 2023 you need to go become amish or something

due to your unwillingness to engage with the unfamiliar we have no choice but to abandon you in a snake pit i'm sorry

This is highly yet subtly ableist-coded.

Real life really is just like Neopets. Every day I get up. Feed my pets. Get a free omelette at the giant omelette. Go to my job at the ice cream factory where I have to dodge giant scoops of ice cream at increasingly high speeds

motherfucker ultimate