Joe Eddieisms

Apropos of nothing Joe Eddie asks me if I’m going to check out some mysterious cyber unit

It's been a while, but I'm back with the real reason Joe Eddie joined the armed forces

Joe Eddie is excited about old Disney cartoons

Joe Eddie thinks I think he's my hero

I said I had that side job on the weekends performing at kids’ birthdays parties as a super hero. Joe Eddie, I guess, thinks I’m really Spider-Man

Joe Eddie doesn't want me to have more than he does in life

So, Joe Eddie might be a figment of my imagination. It is a solid argument.

So, I get paid to dress up as a super hero for kids' birthday parties and Joe Eddie has a legitimately better idea.

I used to want to own a cat. Joe Eddie thinks I should get one with one extra money. I don't need a life form to take care of

I have a side job being a super hero for kids birthdays and Joe Eddie thinks us doing battle would be more exciting. It probably would

Joe Eddie has an unnatural love for Tapatío hot sauce.

-I find out that Joe Eddie is my arch nemesis. (Actually I’ve known that for years)

So I had one of those little toy animals that grow when you put them in water. I wanted to show Joe Eddie how big it got. ...I don't know what I expected

Joe Eddie is finally realizing that he is an awful human. There is no context for this by the way. It came out of nowhere.

Joe Eddie expresses his love and support for the LGBT community and for me.

I make a typo and Joe Eddie says if he had sex with a girl he would have had sex with a girl

A late christmas post. The day Joe Eddie decided to be known as Joe Eddie Soulless.