Revise & Consent

"Air Farting - The Complete Story" – Colonfine Gotas

"Air Farting is 80 percent in the colon, 20 percent in the mind." — Josué Jovel, Art Farting Trainer

Okay, so you didn't finish your spec feature or TV script draft in time to submit during last fall's go-around. (And why was that, exactly...?)

Not to worry, gentle scribes, for spring has sprung, and so has Coverage Ink's Spring 2016 "Get Repped Now" promotion.

From April 18 through May 22, 2016, every feature or TV script submitted to CI for its top-flight analysis that scores at least a "CONSIDER" for the SCRIPT will land on one of these top literary reps' desks for a personal read:

Jake Wagner - Benderspink Micah Klatzker - Industry Entertainment Kevin Steele - Magnet Management Jeff Belkin - Zero Gravity "Manager X" - Madhouse Entertainment

Wha? That's not how it's supposed to work. Launching a screenwriting career is supposed to be about futility, frustration and failure. F-that! "Get Repped Now" works! Just ask Brandon Barker, whose submitted script sold to Disney for six figures.

Odd (re: creepy) how some members loom larger in their outfits and are quite identifiable, while others just make mud. Yes, I'm talking to you, Journey.

It's down to the wire for my friends' Indiegogo campaign to secure the finish funding for their awesome indie animated horror film.

Check your couch cushions and swear jars for whatever you can toss their way to put them over the top and bring American-made animated horror to the big screen. Thanks.

My pals at Coverage, Ink Films hope to crowdfund the final stages of their original (and awesome) hand-drawn animated horror film, and they've put together a great Indiegogo pitch to rally support.

The footage I've seen is amazing, and the cast kicks all kind of ass, so consider visiting their site, hear them out, and maybe toss them a few (or more than a few) shekels. They have a cool assortment of supporter perks, too.

Support Independent Film!

What the cluck...?

That's right, big and small-screen scribes... Coverage Ink's "Get Repped Now!" promotion is back, which means it's time to get your features and TV pilots in fighting shape to take advantage of this unique opportunity for access to the career you've always wanted.

Of course, your SCRIPT first needs to make it through CI's analyst gauntlet with at least a "Consider" score during the October 12-to-November 15 submission window. Then it's off to these literary reps for a personal read:

Jake Wagner - Benderspink Micah Klatzner - Industry Entertainment Chris Mills - Magnet Management Jeff Belkin - Zero Gravity

The sky could be the limit after that. No way, you say. Yes way. Just ask these folks...

Or, you could shrug it all off, let this opportunity pass you by, and then wonder what might have been.

Clever film junkie wall candy from former UK ad industry creatives turned conceptual artists.

(Image © Dorothy)