I’m Bill

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

This still fucking cracks me up

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

This means a lot to me

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

These are the best.

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

Sense of humor is everything

I will always reblog this

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

dont make him self conscious 

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

The bar…. the bar is so low…

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

when someone asks me how my life is going

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