God Mom, You Don't Get Punk At All

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 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

this was physically difficult to read

being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

This mr Rogers documentary is killing me he said so much meaningful things about children....that I love. He told kids they didn’t have to do anything to be valued and loved...that’s so important. Capitalists and dumbasses were upset and criticized him for raising “entitled people” when all he did was tell them that they are more than how they contribute to society.

Children, people, us, we are entitled to love. Children deserve to know first and foremost that they do not have to grow up to be working machines in order to be loved. They need to know that adults will protect them....

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

HEY I JUST GOT HOME AND THE WOMAN IM ENTING MY ROOM FROM ANWERED THE DOOR IN A FULL VELVET CAPE AND SEVED ME WINE AS SOON AS I CAME IN AND SHE’S WACHING THE BLADE MOVIES SO WHEN I SAID THIS HOUSE IS SAFE FROM VAMPIRES I THINK THAT’S THE MOST WRONG IVE EVER BEEN

I REALLY did NOT know how to cope I said “I like your cape” (which is true it’s a great cape) and she said “here, have some wine” and I said “I need to study” and she said “not at all” and poured me like 1/3 of the bottle and I said “that’s a LOT of wine” and she said “it really isn’t” and sent me to my room with it.

Op is your landlady single

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

“You don’t spend time in Phoenix, you lose time in Phoenix”