Sheriff Cardosso

Someone at work wears this woody spicy cologne and I swear to god I wanna bathe in it.

Yeah I don’t actually think it’s him though. Like, it’s got to be his desk mate or something. I think the guy’s name is Garek or something. It’s super strong.

I would like that very much.

Someone at work wears this woody spicy cologne and I swear to god I wanna bathe in it.

Yeah I don’t actually think it’s him though. Like, it’s got to be his desk mate or something. I think the guy’s name is Garek or something. It’s super strong.

It had been a long week in Harris. Another murder was found, this time one of the smaller time drug dealers. Val hadn’t seen Theo in days. She’d been running PR meetings, speaking with the mayor’s office on what was being done, and even had to go out and do multiple press conferences and speak with the feds because this story was starting to seep from the city.  Val was sitting in her office when she saw the silver temples cross through the bullpen. The two hadn’t really talked about the nature of their relationship, or talked to anyone else about it. So naturally at the first sight of him in a couple days, she stepped from her office. “Mason, my office. Now.” Heads snapped, and someone out of her deadly gaze let out a hushed “Oooooh.” Val was nothing if not respected in the law enforcement realm, she was strict but fair and a decent leader. She watched Theo make his way to her, and she smiled softly as she slammed the door shut. Reaching for him, her arms wrapped themselves around the sturdy and safe man. “Hi. How’s Herc?” she wondered, sitting on the couch in the corner and patting the spot next to her. @theodorenotteddy​

Snuggling into the man, she smiled. “Aw the poor baby. Well, I’ve got to make a point to come see him soon. I think I’ve got some spare time either today or tomorrow, if you’re not too terribly busy, detective.” Looking up at him and following his gaze, the sheriff exhaled through her nose. “Something doesn’t feel...right.” Val mumbled, shifting. “I’ve been insanely stressed. This is the most work I’ve had in years. Almost as bad as the Bureau.” A heavy sigh would be heard as she moved so she could look at him. “I just...I’m uneasy. I’ve never in my eighteen years seen a case wrap itself in a bow like this. Also, look at all that damn paperwork. And we have a couple more forms to fill out. These I would prefer you help me with. Though, I could use help with the others too.” She pushed herself off the leather to rustle through the paper to find four pages. “Relationship disclosure forms. HR’s gonna need this asap if either of us want to keep our jobs.” A tired smile bloomed on her face as she grabbed a file folder and a pen. “Wanna help me fill out?”

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[text]: just nothing bright orange

[text]: no bright orange. Got it. You want chocolate? I got chocolate out the ass. Want me to see if I can borrow Hercules?

I’ve done paperwork millions of times. How do you think I get through it? Hint: the answer is you.

I’m very very amazingly okay with that answer.

Oh yeah. I keep tagging him in stuff I feel so awful but @likeheyitswren. He knows me so well and he makes me feel so comfortable it’s insane. Love you buddy.  Well, either that or @theodorenotteddy. But he’s more like the dad I wish I had. He’s a good one too. 

W h a t 

I would love to love on Hercules. And also talk about what the fuck is going on in my world. 

I plead the fifth on that one. All you need to know is it was a good night for all, am I right @theodorenotteddy

70: Is there anyone you would die for?