"Hath my scent offended thee?"

I didn’t think Justice could be done in days like these. I thought Truth was always crushed beneath the hobnailed boots of The Corporate Man. But, tonight? After this? My life begins anew.

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

My childhood is confused 

What is even..

mood

Golden Diaper Boy Takes A Stroll

@kiches

It’s 4:41am, my insomnia is in full swing, and as soon as I unmuted this I skipped the laughing and went straight to crying.

CLOCKED

The random people running into and out of frame are my favorite

These kids are really living their best life

Where the fuck did all might come from!!!

This made my fiance sob.

Throwback lol

I feel old lol

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

early 2000s 

honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil 

Just say you’re a top and move on OP

yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

Beautiful madness

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

I love this game so much