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Morgan: Hey Peter, I'm hungry. Let’s make waffles. 

Peter: Okie-dokie-artichoke! 

[they go to the kitchen] 

[a few moments later] 

Peter: MoRgANNNNN!!!!! I thought you said you knew how to cook! *waves burned hand frantically* MR STARK YOUR DAUGHTER BURNED MY HAND

[morgan skips happily while her dad comes over wearily]

Tony: Kids, what’d you do this time?

PeterandMorgan: MORGAN BURNED MY HAND/oh, he was stupid and burned himself. 

Tony: *sighs* you two figure it out, i’m done. 

[as he walks away Peter and Morgan start fighting]

Sam: Hey Buchanan, I bet I can do more cartwheels than you. 

Bucky: You wanna go? We did gymnastics training during the war. 

Sam [scoffs]: I've seen that. You call that gymnastics?

[Bucky and Sam start bickering]

[Peter walks in] Peter: Hey bird guy! Hey guy with the cool metal arm! Watcha doing? 

Bucky + Sam: NoThInG!!!/Oh, we're just doing a cartwheel competition 

Peter: Cool! I can do like, 100. 

[Peter starts cartwheeling away] 

Bucky: We are so murdering that kid. 

Ok, so it's Natasha Romanoff's birthday, and she and Steve Rogers have been dating for more than a year now. And since it's Natasha's birthday today, Steve's got her a present. When she opens it, the only thing she gets is a slip of paper, saying "your perfect day". Natasha doesn't get it at first, but then Steve explains to her that she can do whatever she wants today, and he'll agree.

[Daisy and Sousa traveling space]

Daisy: Hey Sousa wanna make s'mores?

Sousa: You've got mArShMalLoWs?

Daisy (giggling): Now I'm going to go start a fire!

Sousa (running after Daisy frantically): Nononononono get back here Daisy we're on a plane you're going to burn us to death!

Daisy: Then I guess we better eat them while we can!