Niederman

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

reblogging to fuck with someone else. 

I thought my phone fucked up

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN

What the fuck

Bruh STAAAHHPP

it smells like upiwanttofuckyou in here

what’s upiwanttofuckyou

its a pretty particular smell that comes from young cactus flowers. it helps me go to sleep sometimes tbh

Cool. Wannna have sex?

yes

Stop making me feel so tiny

she also gets a robot hand that shoots lasers

hey heads up if you get a youtube ad that’s chris pratt telling you not to skip, take his advice. it’s an ad for the Lego Movie 2 that literally plays the entire first movie

well NOW I can’t see anything else

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of you will understand this.