when your gf turns into the moon

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

phone sex through walkie talkies call that radiohead

This is literally the plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn.

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

welcome to my solarium. help yourself to some wild strawberries, some lemonade and grenadine, and candied violets. there’s a calico cat laying in a sunbeam, and the orange tree is in bloom. all is well.

weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

it didn’t rain

kinda insane how $10,000 would change my life but it’s just a new coat for some people. really out here living different lives

in this gay and age,

In the queer and now…

i think everything should come in more fun colors & patterns. like everything. houses. cars. appliances. when ur getting a fridge they should give u the option then & there to have a wizard airbrushed onto it. business attire should have dinosaurs on it. why arent there more pink cars

every once in a blue moon i see this bright pink car with a massive tinkerbell decal on the hood & i think that person just Gets It. why cant that be the norm

normalize fun

half of my time spent in public spaces consists of me wondering if i’m acting normal enough