Sweet Epiphany

CNN referred to Native Americans as “something else” on their voter demographic poll last night. The poll on the screen read like this:

Y’all wanna know why Arizona flipped blue?

A quick list of things you are not:

“Stevie Nicks surrounds herself with girls. Wherever she goes, she brings girls. “I can’t imagine you in a bathing suit,” someone says in an interview for Rolling Stone, when Stevie says she likes to play in the pool in her backyard. “Yeah, well, you never will,” Stevie says. “And there is never — ever — a man in the backyard. If there is, he is banished to the front of the house.” Men don’t get to look at Stevie Nicks unless Stevie Nicks wants men to look at Stevie Nicks.”