Your Friendly Neighborhood Doomist

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[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

Then, with Sistine, he’ll call her ‘white cat’.

And then with Annaka, he’ll call her ‘black cat’.

Which of course leads to Annaka makes the, “And why I am the black cat, Glenn?” Joke.

Annaka: Why do I have to play the black cheese pieces?

Vash, side stepping the joke and turning the board: All you had to do was ask 🥰

Annaka: This is why we’re not married anymore. At least Knives would have called me the n-word or something.

After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, “If you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!”

No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.

Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and sighed, “I used to love to kick those.”