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it’s been ages since I did a proper, no-saving-the-shirt-now button pop, so obviously I had to try popping this 2XL. it popped so hard one of the buttons flew 4 metres across the room. hot

Need you to eat a whole cake for me.

No, but I am serious, I’m making you eat a whole cake for me.

You’re so good at gorging yourself, it’s not my fault I want to see it again.

Too Fat

Catching Up

Milestones

A Matter of Taste

Newton's Laws of Motion

The Time Traveller's Waistline

Competition

Little Comments

Family Reunion

An Acquired Taste

Role Model

The Walk of the Goddess

The Crossroads of the Goddess

Gain for Pay (collaboration with @gainingfiction)

Lies

Beach Body

On Again, Off Again

Momentum

The Shirt

The Grommr Profile of Dorian Grey

The Spider to the Fly

Regret

Two Night Stand

Sugar Daddy

Borrowed

It Takes Two

Worth the Weight

The Thicker Man (4 parts)