jmfrat >:)

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

the most attractive thing a man can do is have autism and be transgender I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

I am genuinely scared of kids who are taller than me. The only thing that stops them from picking up and yeeting me is the fact that it hasn't occurred to them that they probably could.

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

HE WROTE HER A FUCKING SONG???????

S5 and S6 felt like emotional whiplash ngl 😭