you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

This is how autism feels like btw

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

it is important to cling to wonder btw

many people grow up and forget what it feels like to be a child. we must remember this. we have to remember what a joy it is to play. to learn. to build connections. to grow. to experience. we must hold onto the things that awe us. we are changed by what we love

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.