moved to @ahyves

@ahyves

so idk if the mutuals that i don’t talk to want follow me but i’ll be there.

kris: leaves

luhan: leaves

tao: fucks you and then leaves

baekhyun: 800 missed calls from him daily

ksoo: will not date you.

sehun: accidentally ghosts you for 3 weeks. sends you a pic of his dog like nothing happened

chanyeol: wanted to send a horny snapchat but it got sent in group chat form with all his other hoes in it

suho: yall break up and he keys your car but likes your instagram picture later in the same day.

jongdae: you're smarter than this.

kai: youre unknowingly in a 3-way relationship. its you, him, and the dispatch spy <3

minseok: makes you breakfast in bed. buys you flowers. is honest and loyal. wants to settle down and have kids. buys you a house. ur mom loves him.