#merdage

lost his dick.

Darth Maul? Kenobi gave him unelective bottom surgery. As in, the whole bottom.

Darth Vader? Kenobi left him beside a river of lava on Mustafar to get his dick burned off.

Darth Tyranus? A trans man (not many people know that) and Kenobi accidentally blew it up along with all of Dooku's luggage when he accidebtally blew up Dooku's ship before Episode II (it's why Dooku turned to the Dark Side, in fact).

(here he is after finding out about it)

So have some Shakespeare memes!

But the prequel to Sesame Street is quite good.

What do you call a Hobbit who loves gummies? Bilharibo Baggins

What do you call a Hobbit who has extra trunk space in his car? Frodo Stationwagons

What do you call a Hobbit from India? Samwise Ganges

What do you call a Hobbit with a gun? Meriaglock Brandybuck

What do you call a Hobbit who is also a carnivorous fish? Piranhagrin Took

What do you call a Wizard after a trip to the beach? Tandalf

What do you call a Wizard in a glass container? Jaruman

What do you call a Ranger when they make a fashion faux pas Errorworn

What do you an Elf who raises their voice a lot? Yelrond

What do you call an Elf who dresses up like a collie? Legolassie

What do you call an Elf from France? Oh-la-la-driel

What do you call a Dwarf who's great at tennis? Wimbli

What do you call the members of a Rohirim chipmunk band? Alvin, Simon, and Theoden

What do you call a Rohirim who's also a server at a restaurant? Trayowen

What do you call a Rohirim when you don't know his location? Eowhere?

What do you call a big, hairy, gay Gondorian? Bearomir

What do you call a Gondorian with fancy clothes? Flairomir

What do you call a Gondorian who's shouting for his meal? Dinnerroar

What do you call a sarcastic ring wraith? Sassgul

What do you get when you cross a Goblin with a pig? A porc

What do you call a big, hulking monster who likes to surf? A wave troll

What do you call a demon of the ancient world with chronic digestive issues? Irritable Bowelrog Syndrome

What are a giant spider's pronouns? She/Herlob

Am I a good fops?

I regret to say that, as a *fops*, you leave something to be desired. Specifically, you leave a frock coat and culottes to be desired.

But I got you covered! Even got a cravatte and waistcoat for you right here! Try them on ...

And *now* you are a fops par excellence!

Darth Vader: I have noticed, my master, that our troops have a difficult time inferring my mood because of my helmet. And I also discovered that my whole suit is slightly magnetized. So I got this idea, and ... Well, check this out, my master!

*turns his back for a moment, then faces him again*

Darth Vader: I call this one "Really Angry Vader Face"! What, um ... What do you think, my master?

Emperor Palpatine: I think you're an embarrassment to the Sith, to the Empire, and to me personally.

Darth Vader: ... oh.

*turns his back for a moment, then faces him again*

Darth Vader: I call this one "Really Sad Vader Face".

Choose any quote - a song lyric, a book line, a movie or game or comic quote, anything! - and put it into Google Translate (or any other automatic translator of your choice). Translate it into 10 different languages one after the other, and then back into English.

What have you gotten in the end? If you want to, you can also provide the original quote.

Tip: If you see a bowl with '̉' in a restaurant, put sweets in your pocket. God may recognize you, and the sin has already disappeared.