JivtheCrow

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

shoutout to blood we have a lot of it

*3 drinks in voice* you wanna test each other's pain tolerance?

my body is a machine that makes headaches

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

the like and reblog button on your mutuals posts are erogenous zones

why are my checkmarks throbbing

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

You got the chese touch!! Lol

Lol! *blows up your house*